The Shop is suspended for the time being and we apologise for disappointing our customers.

Our supersalesman Thomas Crookwank has done a fantastic job selling bullshit and has generated huge demand, especially from our local Sheriff Court here in Dundee. So much of its playing surface is contaminated with false grasses that the Court needs double the usual coverage of bullshit.  We can't get enough of it.   We've run out!

Thomas is also responsible for developing Advanced Driver, a premium quality manure that we market exclusively to the golf range attached to the High Court in Edinburgh.
Thomas used to supply us from his flock of pedigree llamas but one day, after a particularly fine lunch, he and his pal Lord Marnoch went out hunting, mistook them for stags and shot them all.

Just another tale from our box of  Improbability Driving  cuttings.

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